And welcome to yet another scenario (or group of scenarios, rather) that would never ever happen in their canon setting! Oh, the woes of shipping crack pairings…
Ummm…not baby-penguin proof. Also, it might be triggering for some people.
Tagging with Jogan because there’s a little bit in there. Also so people can see it and read it if it sounds interesting. ^^
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Derek Seigerson is like a taco. If you like what you see (and have the ovaries to go with it), chances are he’s going to end up in you.
WHY. WHY DID YOU MAKE ME SHIP IT.